Fellow Daoist, Wait! I'm Really Not Practicing the Sitting-and-Forgetting Dao

[A fun read] [Lots of goofy laughs] [Mostly light everyday moments] [Making others follow the Way of Sitting and Forgetting] [He believed it, he finally believed it] [Daoist master, I’ve become one]

System: Choose any one of your friends or family members and make them follow the Way of Sitting and Forgetting.

System: Use Liu Jinbiao’s identity to make your friends or family members follow the Way of Sitting and Forgetting.

System: Use the following script.

System: [You’ve offended someone. They’re offering sixty thousand to have you killed. But I’ve got no grudge against you. Sure, I could really use the money, but I don’t particularly want to kill you for sixty thousand yuan. So you’d better get sixty thousand ready to settle this, or I’ll come to your door tonight and take your life!]

Li Dali: …

Li Dali: System, I’m an honest, kind, law-abiding young man.

Li Dali: You’re actually asking me to make my dearest friends and brothers follow the Way of Sitting and Forgetting!

System: Host, if you complete the mission, you can get a fully loaded Rice Wife luxury model worth three hundred thousand.

Li Dali: System, I think…

Li Dali: I might be willing to consider it!