[Childhood friends + bickering frenemies + intense push and pull + mutual emotional destruction + top-tier rivals + sweet romance]
Before they fall in love:
Dong Sisi breathes. Gu Lv wonders: When will she stop breathing?
After they fall in love:
Dong Sisi breathes. Gu Lv wonders: She's flirting with me again.
“Ahhhhhh, I want a man so badly!”
Half an hour later: “Open up! I brought a man!”
“Wow, generous Current-Husband Bro, who did you bring?”
“Someone for every age group: Want Want, Spicy Prince, Uncle McDonald, and Grandpa KFC.”
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“Are you sick?”
“Are you not?”
“Um… I've seen plenty of romances where both people fall for each other, but this is the first time I've seen an illness that goes both ways.”
What sparks will fly when Gu Lv and Dong Sisi's incompatible auras and clashing destinies collide?
Compatibility challenge:
“Could you two fill out a profile about each other?”
The other's nickname: [Dog Lv]/ [Dog Si]
The other's personality: [A young man with a rich heiress's attitude]/ [White Phosphorus personality]
The other's favorite food: [Dog poop]/ [Junk food]
The other's favorite flower: [Chrysanthemum]/ [Gas flower]
The other's catchphrase: [Ying ying ying]/ [Fuck]
The other's favorite animal: [Cat]/ [Golden hamster]
Dong Sisi picked up the sheet Gu Lv had filled out and read it. “Are you crazy? When have I ever gone around saying ‘fuck’?”
“…And when have I ever gone around saying ‘ying ying ying’?”
Gu Lv and Dong Sisi said in unison, “What kind of compatibility challenge is this? We're done!”
The clerk put on a professional smile. “In a way, you two really are quite compatible!”
