My name is Huang Chao. After the apocalypse began, I unexpectedly discovered I could grow the plants from Plants vs. Zombies! Peashooters, Wall-nuts, Sunflowers… Wait, why can the Sunflower I grew talk? “Master, it’s a lovely sunny day, perfect for producing sunlight!” And the Peashooter can evolve, too? “Pew pew pew! I’ve upgraded into a Repeater!” Well, this is great. While everyone else is struggling to survive, I’m already sweeping across the apocalypse with my plant army! What? You say the Zombie King is powerful? Try my Cob Cannon! What? You say the evil god is going to destroy the world? Eat my Doom-shroom!
