My candied fruit is your poison. How can I ease my sorrow?
System: Swap lives! Whatever hole you dig, that’s where the radish goes.
Possessive childhood-friend doctor: You can only be mine. If you run away again, I’ll…
Original owner: You broke my wings. I’ll never be happy again. I’m depressed.
Shi Lingling: This kind of good fortune exists? As a socially anxious homebody, I’m in! Let me do it!
Possessive childhood friend: I’m going to keep my eyes on you every second. You won’t get away.
Shi Lingling: A versatile doctor like you should be contributing to society and making money, not living off your savings! No, no. Get to work, and I’ll keep an eye on you every second. Don’t even think about slacking off.
Possessive childhood friend: She loves me so much. I’ll give her all the money I earn.
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Tyrant: What gives you the right not to love me? I only wiped out your entire clan, but I made you empress, second only to me, The Outcast and above everyone else. Why can’t you love me? Do I really have to die before you’ll love me?
Shi Lingling: You won’t even let me become empress in my own right, so don’t talk about loving me.
Tyrant: I’m willing to let you, as long as you’ll look at me once.
Shi Lingling: Good. You need to be even more obedient.
