Have you ever had a dream?
In it, you might roam the world with a sword at your side, with the four seas as your home,
or enjoy wealth and power, second only to The Outcast.
But why do I have a husband and child, and am already getting on in years?
A bunch of unreliable teammates, a pair of unlucky younger siblings,
a broken-down father and mother, a drama-loving husband,
a hilarious mother-in-law, a crafty little one,
and one more comical woman.
"Mom, did you get a little pet?"
"Has your sister-in-law turned into a weasel spirit?"
"Sister-in-law, what's wrong with him?"
"Honey, don't you think this tank is pretty big? Should we take a couple home?"
Aaaah! All I ever wanted was to laze around like a salted fish.