Want Some Dried Fish? Give Me a Kiss and They’re Yours

Name: Want Some Dried Fish? Give Me a Kiss and They’re Yours
Author: Salt Wanwan

想吃小鱼干吗？亲一口就给你

by Salt Wanwan (盐晚晚)

Status: Completed
Length: 185k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Merfolk Arc [Sweet, naive merfolk seme × aloof, seductive beauty uke] Jiang Miao is a merfolk from the depths of the Pacific Ocean. Ever since he was little, his dream has been to find his own prince, just like the mermaid princess in the fairy tales. Jiang Miao bravely enters the entertainment industry to find someone. He has the looks, the looks for social skills, the looks for acting, and the looks for singing. Netizens’ scathing verdict: a walking vase in showbiz. The first time they meet in five years, the clueless little merfolk shyly takes his wife’s hand in front of everyone. “Would you keep me?” Giant Python Arc [Cold, scheming snake seme × dramatic, carefree uke] After suffering for 18 whole years, Song Lan is working hard washing cars one sunny afternoon when a wealthy person in a designer outfit suddenly appears with a paternity test and tells him that they are mother and son. Song Lan: So? What was the point of all the suffering and hardship he went through over the years? When he returns to the luxurious villa, a fair and beautiful young man is sitting in the middle of the living room, greeting him with a cold expression. Song Lan: Did I get the switched-at-birth, real-and-fake young master plot? This is bad. The fake young master looks just like the protagonist! Fox Spirit Arc Also known as Hide Your Tail! A few stories about little tails.

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117Shelves

47Listens

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