A Fool Took Me In and Made Me His Doting Wife

Not a transmigration story, no golden finger, no System. Don’t read if that bothers you. Both leads are sexually inexperienced; the male lead is powerful, and so is the female lead. The male supporting character, her mentor and friend, gives all his tenderness only to her.

Luo Li is an assassin, weary of endless killing and longing for freedom. Hunted by her organization, she falls off a cliff and is unexpectedly rescued by a fool. Forced to marry him, she thinks her life is finally about to begin anew. Who could have guessed…

As soon as the bus reaches the stop and the doors open, Luo Li flashes over to a utility pole and starts retching. After a while, she feels much better. “Honey, what’s wrong? Are you having a baby?”

Luo Li stares at him, astonished by his outrageous question. “What nonsense are you talking about? Believe me, I’ll give you a bamboo-shoot-and-shredded-pork treatment right now.”

The fool grins so widely his mouth nearly reaches his ears, smacking his lips. “You’re so good to me, honey. How did you know I was hungry? Bamboo shoots and shredded pork must taste great. Let’s hurry and go eat!”

I’m exhausted. Let’s just end it all. Can I still return this fool? There’s a seven-day no-questions-asked return policy, but it looks like it’s been more than seven days, so I’m stuck with him.