[Slow Burn] [Spiritual Qi Revival] [Primordial World Catastrophe] [Wild Imagination] [Modern Cultivation] [Reborn] [No Toxic Content] [No Need to Lend Your Brain]
The good news: I was reborn!
The bad news: What do I do if I was reborn as a monkey? Help! Anyone online?!
Evolve a little too much, and I have to work like a beast of burden. Evolve too little, and I end up muddleheaded and clueless.
Ma Wen: I understand the logic, but why did I have to be a monkey?
Wu Zhiqi: What's wrong with being a monkey? My name's in the Classic of Mountains and Seas.
Zhu Yan: What's wrong with being a monkey? My name's in the Classic of Mountains and Seas.
Changyou: What's wrong with being a monkey? My name's in the Classic of Mountains and Seas.
Xingxing: What's wrong with being a monkey? My name's in the Classic of Mountains and Seas.
Zuihuohou: What's wrong with being a monkey? Ever heard of the White Tiger's seven lunar mansions in the West?
Shenshuihou: Same here.
Yuan Hong: What's wrong with being a monkey? Look up Yang Jian. We fought to a draw, and he only beat me with the help of Nuwa and Lu Ya.
Sun Wukong: What's wrong with being a monkey? I fought Yang Jian too, and we drew. His subordinates raided my home, and Taishang Laojun beat me by throwing things down from a great height.
Liu Er Mihou: What's wrong with being a monkey? I never fought Yang Jian, but Sun Wukong and I fought to a draw.
Author: Ahem, what's wrong with being a monkey? Ever heard of a terrifying upright ape?
(Gives up writing) (Smashes keyboard) (Throws away computer) (Turns into a monkey) (Slaps someone) (Takes their monthly votes) (Climbs a tree) (Lets out a deafening screech) (Flees the scene at top speed) (Gets caught) (Locked in a zoo) (Given a computer) (Quietly gets back to writing)
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Let's talk about history, why not write a novel?
The rest is okay, but it talks a bit too much about the general principles🍉