I'm Just a Stable Guy, How Come I'm so Popular?

[Travel + System + Funny Funny + Slap in the Face + 1vn] Once he traveled through time, Ouye was bound to the Gongdou System. He thought it was a cheat cheat, but he didn't expect it to be a death weapon. "To trigger the palace fight event, please host choose the following options." 1. Slap the emperor on the left cheek 2. Slap the emperor on the right cheek 3. Only children make choices, I slap them all Ouye: What about my nine tribes? System: Ignore it Ouye: What about my life? System: You always have to lose something on the way to success. . Even if the system is unreliable, even the NPC characters in the game are so fresh and refined: The evil emperor's appearance: His beloved concubine has a really good appetite In my heart: How can I eat better than pigs? The young prince Shirokiri was pitiful: I am willing to be with my sister, even if it means being a concubine... The arrogant young general's eyes were red: If you dare to mess around with women again, I will kill you with one knife... The Miao boy smiled paranoidly: Maybe I should research a kind of poison that will make you never leave me... The piano player, who was cool and self-possessed in front of outsiders, pulled her clothes: Mingyue, do they not like me? . Even her system made people secretly drop the package. Ouye listened to the system in his mind that changed from mechanical sounds to top-notch teenage sounds. Lost in thought. First of all, thank you. Secondly, please exchange it for me. Thank you.