Alien Boss? Send Me to Collect All Mankind! ?

Alien: "Accept slavery! Or destroy the earth!" Li Ming: "Let's talk about the salary first... How long will you work every day?" Alien (arrogant): "Seven hours! One and a half hours of lunch break! Three months of annual leave! This is cosmic torture!" Li Ming (pupils are shaking): "... I sign this blessing!" A hundred years—— Li Ming borrowed the advanced technology "charity" from aliens, Crush the inner roll! Eradicate poverty! Throw terminal illness into the dustbin of history! All mankind respects him as the "Eternal Lighthouse" and shouts: "Dad Li has given too much!" ​Thousands of years—— Earth civilization chews up alien basic technology, Use the curvature engine + Dyson ball with your backhand! The Interstellar Treaty has been reduced to the "Guide to Cultivating Highly Effective Productivity", Unicron remotely monitored: "Is this slave master... Too capable?" Thousands of years later—— The alien fleet crossed the star sea and came to the city, But I saw the muzzle of the [Solar System Defense Ring] flowing around, The badge of the [Human Garrison Fleet] is engraved with a line of small words: "Thank you for the technical support of the Great Emperor." Li Ming looked at the defeated Emperor of the Universe and handed over the new contract with a smile: "An improved version based on your current standards - the "Alien Friendly Slavery Treaty" "Daily working hours are cut to 6 hours! Lunch break is expanded to 2 hours! Annual leave starts in half a year!" The emperor looked at the countdown to the fleet's annihilation, and the silicon-based core was overloaded crazily:​​ "Did I enslave you back then and let you kill the entire universe?!"​​ On the day the Unicron fleet arrived, Universe Live showed the terms of the contract: "Article 1 of the Earth-Friendly Slavery Treaty: The working day is 6 hours long, with a 2-hour lunch break..." The alien commander looked at the muzzle of the human fleet and said blankly: "Surrendering now... Can it be considered a paid leave?"