(The protagonist is not a good person and has no CP. Is it possible to write a funny story?)
Lu Qianyu lost his memory.
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Lu Qianyu's eyelids seemed to have been pulled open, her confused eyes were exposed, and she was forced to observe her surroundings.
There was chaos around her, with black matter rushing around here, and at this moment, they were rushing towards Lu Qianyu. That chaotic thing seemed to invade her head and mess up everything about her...
"No! You can't...!" She exclaimed subconsciously, but she suddenly sat up from the bed, gasping for air, "Is that... A dream...?"
"That's not it!" The small ball of light in front of it, which had been waiting for a long time, suddenly said. Facing Lu Qianyu's widened eyes, it said again: "Don't worry, I'm here to help you..."
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"You mean, I made too many mistakes before, which caused the victims to unite to destroy the world, so now I have to atone for my sins??!"
"Yes!"
"This is too fucking ridiculous!!!!"