Slay the Gods: I, Jiang Qian, Start by Unleashing a One-Inch Punch to Split the Heavens

Name: Slay the Gods: I, Jiang Qian, Start by Unleashing a One-Inch Punch to Split the Heavens
Author: Eating Watermelon with My Face

斩神：我，蒋倩，开局寸劲开天灵

by Eating Watermelon with My Face (用脸吃西瓜)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 263k Words
Genre: Male-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 9mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Transmigration] [System] [Agent of the Crimson Kite Immortal] [Comedy] [Anyway, she's really powerful]

The masked man suddenly leaped forward, reaching out with his right claw to strike Jiang Qian on the head...

"Aah!" Jiang Qian instinctively covered her eyes.

"Clang! Host's life is in danger. System has automatically activated novice protection mode! Uses: 0/1"

"Boom!" A wave of energy burst out. Jiang Qian's black hair came loose and slowly turned gray-white before their eyes, moving as if blown by a wind that wasn't there. A diamond-shaped purple light flashed across her forehead.

"Heh heh heh! It's been ages since I exercised. Lucky for me, the old fossil's taking the day off, so I'll step in for her!"

Jiang Qian suddenly raised her head. One eye was scarlet, the other pitch-black. The corner of her mouth curled up, revealing a row of white teeth. Her right hand shot out like lightning and pressed down on the masked man's crown.

"You little punk, you don't know what's good for you. Inch Force: Heaven Splitter!"

Bam! Boom! The masked man was smashed to pieces.

Lin Qiye had just come to his senses after awakening the power of the Seraph in a fit of rage. His gaze fixed on the class monitor, his mouth hanging wide open.

"C-Class Monitor... you..."

"Hmph! Pathetic! Kid, stick with me from now on. I'll make sure you eat and drink well. Let's go!"

Jiang Qian rolled her eyes back and collapsed.

Not long afterward, Jiang Qian stood wreathed in immortal aura, radiating an air of domineering power. Facing the Western gods, her left eye was calm and unruffled, while her right eye blazed with excitement. She looked down at them with utter disdain.

"Ahahahahaha! You bunch of punks are pathetic! Taixu's Grasp!"

"Taixu Sword God, Divine Essence!"

"Within the borders of Daxia, gods may not tread!"

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Slay the Gods: Oh No, the Class Monitor’s Lost It Again斩神：不好了班长又疯了Former title · until Oct 2026

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