A field report on the most outrageous cultivation sect of this generation:
✓ The master always concocts dark cuisine when making pills (his latest creation left the spirit cranes bald for three days)
✓ The sect leader turned the sect's signature sword technique into a barbecue guide (with bonus tips for avoiding disaster during tribulations)
✓ The senior brother seems aloof, but is actually a snow leopard caretaker (his junior sister caught him petting its fur)
✓ The junior sister's daily rant log (a collection of the whole sect's most mortifying moments)
When the mountain-protecting formation mistakes food delivery for a demonic cultivator and hunts it down
When the trial realm turns into a giant rural amusement park
When a matchmaking divine beast demolishes the founding ancestor's statue
A laid-back sect whose strongest members are only at the Golden Core stage
How can they, while laughing their way to eight-pack abs every day,
win the title of "Most Unorthodox Sect of the Immortal Realm" three years running?
(Daily soul-searching question: What blew up today, the pill furnace, the kitchen, or the master's wig?)
