[System] + [comedy] + [wild imagination] + [Cthulhu] + [and whatever else, read on to find out]
What do you do when transmigration fails?
While others practice martial arts, I cultivate immortality. That's what you call a dimensionality-breaking advantage.
In this modern metropolis where spiritual qi has returned,
Li Xianzhi is hit by a dump truck while trying to save a beautiful woman and ends up in the hospital. There, he awakens a System.
Just as he's planning to transmigrate to a cultivation world, the doctor saves him with some astonishingly skilled medical treatment.
“So where am I now?”
[System scan complete. Host is currently on the Jiuzhou Continent.]
But as Li Xianzhi looks at the sophisticated medical equipment before him and his own mother, he falls into deep thought.
“Am I crazy, or are you?”
[ …(..•˘_˘•..)…]
From then on, Li Xianzhi and the System embark on a journey of making the best of a bad situation.
[Today, on your way to the private school, you encounter a fairy who has descended from the mountain under attack by a demon beast. You must take advantage of her predicament to win her favor, steal her immortal arts manual, and learn its techniques.]
Li Xianzhi looks at the class monitor, who is being chased all over the place by a little black dog, and sheepishly scratches his nose.
“I'm more than happy to take advantage of someone in trouble.”
Afterward...
[Congratulations! Charisma +2, and you have obtained an immortal arts manual.]
Li Xianzhi stares at the CEO romance novel in his hands, lost in thought.
This book is also known as Transmigration Failed, but the System Never Updated
Isn't it a problem to give good reviews for your own books? [Laughs crookedly] If you have anything to say, please comment. I would like to thank my adoptive fathers in advance for their collections, updates, and comments. Dear Yanzu, Yifei, and foster fathers, this book can be read without thinking [laughing] Of course, the content cannot be really mindless, it is just relevant foreshadowing, and the follow-up of pitfalls will be filled in [laughing] Interested class representatives can also dig into it. The content is also carefully polished. If you have anything to say, please leave a comment [send a heartfelt message]
What I wrote earlier was a bit low, but I felt it coming later 🤔
At present, I hope that the protagonist can grow up quickly and enter school to start the main story. I am looking forward to the performance in the future [laughing]