It wasn’t until Zuo You turned twenty-six that he learned the “Seven-Star Son” his dad had always bragged about was actually a man with an extremely unlucky Yin fate!
But no one’s bad luck could be as delightfully lucky as his: he managed to win himself a Celestial Master wife! Even if she says that releasing yang energy attracts ghosts, he doesn’t care!
Junior Brother Hou: Zuo You, you sleazy, shameless bastard! Let go of my senior brother!
Zuo You: Be a good boy, Junior Brother. Stop clinging to your senior brother. He’s mine now, hahaha! I’m sacrificing myself to attract ghosts so your senior brother can study them.
Xiao Yang: The ghosts are here.
Zuo You: You damn lecherous old ghost, that’s my wife! She’s mine! Get the hell away from her! Eat this volley of cinnabar bullets!
