Prince Li is at his wit's end. He's a proper, upright man, yet he married someone with an incurable obsession with CPs and a weakness for fierce warrior goddesses.
Other princes' consorts guard against beauties climbing into their beds and concubines stirring up trouble. His woman spends all day finding handsome men for him.
If she can't persuade one to come, she simply knocks him out and sends him to his room.
Even worse, he has seven brainless older brothers-in-law who dote on their little sister. They take turns being paired off, and they're still happy about it, never objecting if it means making their sister smile.
One year, at the Qixi Festival, the hopeless romantic saw Prince Li by himself and thumped her chest in frustration. “Fifth Brother, hurry up and comfort Brother Li Feng! I hate that you're such a blockhead!”
Prince Li roared inwardly: “Song Wanqing, you're the one who's as dull as an uncarvable block of wood!”
