The Fierce Princess Consort: Don’t Mess with the God of War

Her: A dual-degree poison doctor from the 23rd century dies in an accident and transmigrates into the body of the eldest legitimate daughter of a great scholar in ancient times. When she wakes, she finds herself dumped at the bottom of a cliff, her face disfigured by fire and her body poisoned. Her scumbag father treats her as a punching bag, while the nine concubines watch her like hawks, eager to kill her as soon as possible. But does she look like an easy target? A concubine frames her? One dose of poison will leave you reeking so badly you’ll question your entire life. A half-sister provokes her? She’ll give you a face full of boils, uglier than anyone’s ever been. The emperor comes looking for trouble? She’ll make His Majesty fart nonstop while holding court, until he has an explosive case of diarrhea...

Maid: In this world, you’re the only one bold enough to tease the emperor like this.

Yun Ruoxuan rubbed her forehead at the sound. “Damn it, why does that aloof prince who loves showing off keep following me around like a ghost?”