“Bro, I really did graduate from the Armed Police Academy. Taking on ten people at once is no problem!”
“Smack, smack, smack...”
Three seconds later,
“Bro, look! It only took thirty seconds to kill all ten mosquitoes with my Shadowless Palm!”
“Get lost!”
“...”
“Sis, stop using the police. What era is this? Hire a private bodyguard instead!”
“Exactly! Someone to buy groceries, cook, clean, and catch cheaters and criminals...”
“Hey, Sis, don’t hit me! I won’t catch any cheaters. I won’t, okay?”
“Get lost!”
“...”
Sigh, when you’re out in the world, you can’t do without security systems. One at home, one at the company, and another on your person. I’m Song Shangtian, and I can send you flying in a minute. So, are you convinced or not?
All the NPCs drop to their knees, bottoms in the air: “Convinced! Convinced! Convinced! We wouldn’t even help Grandma up, but we’ll obey you!”
The All-Round Security Guard’s Security System: this isn’t cultivation, it’s risking your life!
