“Taibai Jinxing, you've lived for who knows how many years, and you still have no shame. You've taken yourself a mistress! I'll give you a taste of my Immortal-Smiting Whip!”
Taibai Jinxing: “Ow, ow! Master Zheng, stop hitting me! Please, stop! I won't do it again, I swear. Let me go!”
“What? You're saying Tang Sanzang has a mistress too?”
“He's a monk! Getting married was bad enough, and now he has a mistress too? He's gone too far!”
