If I Don't Shut Down the Operation Soon, I'll Become the Governor of the Americas

Standing before you is:

The greatest prophet of the 21st century.

Time Magazine's Person of the Year in numerous years, including 2008, 2010, and 2017.

The new godfather of Boston and New York.

The true god of Wall Street's high-stakes bets.

The real controller of the pan-entertainment industry.

The only “American citizen” warmly welcomed by the people of South American nations.