I, the God of Fun, Have Nothing but Rule-Level Skills!

[Top-Tier Schemer] [Abstract Gold] [Ridiculous Antics] [Absolutely Shameless]

In a high-martial world, strength reigns supreme. The strong stand above all, while the weak are no better than ants!

Luckily, Di Hei awakens the Troublemaker God System from the start. Every skill he draws is a powerful, rule-level troublemaking divine skill!

His very first skill is an absolute riot: "Steal someone's kidney!"

All the villains panic:

"Holy crap! Your skill can actually steal people's kidneys? That's so despicable!"

"Damn it, I only have one kidney now. Why is everyone looking at me like that?"

"You bastard, give my kidney back! What kind of man am I without it?"

The second troublemaking divine skill he draws is: "Invincible Golden Body Support: One Thousand Years of Pain grants someone the Invincible Golden Body status!"

At first, when the brothers hear about the humiliating One Thousand Years of Pain, they'd rather die than agree:

"No way, no way! I need to keep my dignity!"

But once they experience the huge benefits of the Invincible Golden Body,

they go wild: "Bro, quick! Use One Thousand Years of Pain on me!"

Even the school heartthrob grits his teeth and says, "Come on. For the Invincible Golden Body, I'll do it!"

The powerful figures from every faction cry, "Damn it! Who needs a butt anyway?!"

Watching them go crazy, Di Hei grins. "You asked for this, so don't blame me for going all out!!"