I Just Want to Stream for Laughs, but the Whole Internet Is Begging Me to Debut

"Xiao Chen, as the godfather of modern entertainment, what are your thoughts on the road you've traveled?"

My thoughts?

What thoughts could I have?

All I wanted at first was to livestream goofy stunts!

I sing one song, and you say I trounce the King of Singers.

I make up a story on the spot, and you want me to attend the Oscars.

You keep going on about how, without this handsome Xiao Chen, the entertainment world would be shrouded in darkness for all eternity.

Sorry, I'm numb to it all. I have no thoughts.

And I said, I'm just a streamer who does silly stunts. Stop asking me to make my debut!