We’re All Simps Now, So Who’s Actually Going to Be a Real Simp?

[Everyday Romance + Regret and Redemption + Love Triangle Drama + Everyone’s Favorite + Lighthearted]

Also known as I Really Didn’t Mean to Win Her Over and You Told Me to Be a Simp, So How Did I Become Everyone’s Favorite?

After his confession to his childhood sweetheart was rejected, Shen Du awakened the Simp Cash System.

[Simp cash is distributed at random. When affection reaches 99, the simp cash is converted into the Host’s personal assets at a 1:1 ratio.]

[When affection drops to -99, simp cash is converted at a 1:1000 ratio.]

Shen Du: So the money I get for failing to win her over is a thousand times greater than what I’d get for succeeding?

As a simp, winning her over is hard. Failing can’t be that hard, right?

I’m set!

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Later, at his college dorm, his roommate earnestly asked:

“Shen Du, how did you win over all those goddesses and get them to chase after you?”

Shen Du replied, “If she hates me, I show up in front of her every day and say cheesy things to gross her out.

“If she hates spineless guys, I grab her leg and beg her to date me, racking up points for Team Spineless.

“If she can’t stand show-offs, I wear fakes and a knockoff watch in front of her, and mix English into everything I say.

“That kind of thing…”

His roommate said, “None of that sounds like it would help you win a goddess over.”

Shen Du shrugged. “Exactly. I was aiming to fail.”