They All Treat It Like a Licking Dog, but Who Really Treats It Like a Licking Dog?

[Daily Love + Crematorium + Shura Field + Heartthrob + Relaxation] Also known as "I really didn't expect to lick it" and "I asked you to be a licking dog and you became a heartthrob?" After failing to confess his love to his childhood sweetheart, Shen Du awakened to the dog-licking gold system. [The dog-licking gold is randomly distributed. When the favorability reaches 99, the dog-licking gold is converted into the host's personal property at a ratio of 1:1] [When the favorability drops to -99, the licking gold will be converted according to the ratio of 1:1000] Shen Du: In other words, the money converted from a failed lick is a thousand times that of a successful lick? When you are a licking dog, it is difficult to succeed, but isn't it easy to fail? Stable! · Later, in the university dormitory, my roommate humbly asked for advice: "Shen Du, how did you lick the goddess and let them chase you?" Shen Du replied: "She hates me, so I hang out in front of her every day, making love to her and disgusting her. She hates cowards, so I hugged her thighs and begged her to be with me, giving the cowards group crazy points. She is most annoyed by people who pretend to be cool. I wear fake clothes and watches in front of her and speak in mixed Chinese and English. This..." Roommate: "It doesn't sound like you can chase a goddess." Shen Du spread his hands and said: "Yes, I am just rushing to fail. (▔, ▔)"