A Dog's Way

Dongxie Village was cursed, and everyone there was a conjoined twin. The First Elder and Second Elder shared one body with two heads. Every night, the First Elder watched the Second Elder whisper sweet nothings to his wife, consumed by envy and jealousy. But in the end, he benefited from sharing the same body too. He refused to let his conjoined sons, Yao and Shun, get married... When one person died ahead of the other, his head slowly dried up. The survivor had no choice but to drag that dead head around, bearing its weight as he went, with no way to perform a separation surgery... Strange, eerie tales full of bizarre twists unfolded.

The first web novel to bring hilarious Chinese idioms and absurd, playful punchlines to life! A stress-relieving, heartwarming story unlike any other, and definitely not a brainless comedy! It tells of a country bumpkin and the strange, bizarre things that happen to him!

He didn't want to die just yet. His eyes hadn't seen enough scenery or beautiful women, his mouth hadn't tasted every delicacy or had its first kiss, and his ears hadn't heard enough good music or sweet words...

“Ah! That's incredible! It's like an old lady climbing the stairs: you can't help but admire her!” Li Gou gushed.

“Hehe! That's a pretty funny line! Let me give you one back: you're like an old lady eating a lollipop: all you know how to do is lick!” Sister Lan said with a grin.

Li Gou loved cracking jokes. He shot back, “You're like an old lady drinking rice porridge: shameless and toothless!”

Well, cats have their ways, and dogs have theirs. The only thing to fear is not knowing! Take a look at other people's lives, and you'll realize you're no coward! You just need to unlock your potential...

When he was little, his friends often told him he'd been picked out of a garbage can. Whenever he was upset, he'd sit alone beside one. It was the only place where he could feel at home. Who would have thought he'd meet a huge wolfdog that could actually talk...