A lazy, salty-fish, useless Daoist bottom × a capricious, scheming White Wolf King top
Li Moyu transmigrated into the useless character in the male-oriented novel he had written. At last, he could laze around to his heart's content. Unfortunately, he took it even further than the original character and accidentally offended a whole group of friends who had also transmigrated into the novel. They promptly sold him to the villain!
His friends were stunned to see the villain, practically a domineering protagonist in his own right, acting all pitiful and clingy toward Li Moyu.
Li Moyu: I'm not taking disciples.
One-on-one, both virgins, happy ending. Reunited after a breakup + past and present lives + mostly sweet.
The first three chapters are a little slow. Those who dislike romances between two men, beware.
