After Unlocking the Language of Beasts, I Became a Crime-Fighting Hero

You can hear animals talk? “Boss, this is my Animal Guard Squad!” From then on, not a single mission accepted by the Animal Guard Squad ever failed. [Congratulations, Host. System 233 has been bound to you.] Xu Xingran didn’t say a word. She pushed open the captain’s door. “Captain, hello. I request to be handed over.” What? You want to know what I can do? Oh, nothing much. I just happen to have a System. Other countries gazed enviously at those advanced robots and aircraft carriers. During an interview, Xu Xingran was very modest. “Oh, don’t be jealous. We don’t have that many. We only have one aircraft carrier per city, and there’s still room for improvement.” “Ms. Xu, if you’re willing to immigrate, we can offer you 100 million a month. Would you consider it?” Before Xu Xingran could answer, several guns were already pointed at the man’s head. The nation: “Trying to poach someone right in front of me? You’ve got some nerve.” Xu Xinghe: “Did you even ask me? You think you can just take my little sister away? Who do you think you are?” The Animal Guard Squad: “Oh, this guy’s brain is broken. We can’t eat him, but... we can play with him~” Li Yang: “You’re trying to steal my wife and leave me behind? What, you want us to live separately?” Xu Xinghe: “!!!???” When news of Xu Xingran’s kidnapping reached home, more than a hundred aircraft carriers had surrounded the country within a day. No one saw this coming. Xu Xingran came back on her own, lugging a rocket launcher. Li Yang: “That’s my wife for you.” The nation: “...” Xu Xinghe: “...” All right, we get it. You’re living off your wife.