[Fantasy, wild ideas, System, programmer, lighthearted comedy]
Bage transmigrates to the world of Journey to the West and becomes a monster leader. Luckily, he activates the Programmer System.
As long as he promotes apps, Bage can profit.
To better... fleece... no, benefit his users, Bage plans to give the world of Journey to the West a tiny taste of the internet.
The first app: Douyin.
The female demons put on thigh-highs and dance suggestively, while mysterious big spenders shower them with gifts.
The Queen Mother’s peaches aren’t selling, and she bursts into tears before putting them on a 70 percent discount sale.
The Matchmaker explains little tips for romance and goes viral overnight.
The Tathagata is suspected of retreating into seclusion to pleasure himself, and an eagle-eyed netizen snaps a photo.
When the Jade Emperor emerges from seclusion after calculating the calamities of the Journey to the West, he sees his ministers below glued to their phones, watching suggestive videos, and cries out that Heaven is doomed.
Then he goes home and sees the Queen Mother talking to her phone and addressing everyone as “fam.” He immediately loses the will to live.
Sun Wukong wreaks havoc in Heaven.
“Hey, fam, this is the Heavenly Palace. If you wanna see me beat up the Jade Emperor, type 1.”
From then on, the various apps Yu Xiu released became one hit after another.
The Matchmaker endorses Momo, and his sales numbers shoot through the roof.
Everyone in the Western Paradise gets an electronic wooden fish, making merit points visible.
Doubao AI launches and becomes the Buddha of the internet in one fell swoop, putting the Tathagata out of a job.
Damn, that's exciting