My Career Crashes, I'm a Nobody, Yet I Have to Barge Into Your Heart

[Entertainment Industry + Dating Show + Queen of Comebacks + Unhinged + Meme Humor + Everyone's Darling + One-on-One Romance]

Tong Xiao has bipolar disorder. After dying, she unexpectedly transmigrated into the body of a disgraced female celebrity. The moment she opened her eyes, a scumbag was pointing at her and cursing her out.

She went berserk the moment she landed: “Who the hell are you, you little bitch? Why are you acting like such a man?”

“Tong Xiao, open your eyes and look. I'm Chen Yichi.”

“So what? Even Chen Yixun wouldn't dare talk to me that loudly!”

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With the whole internet attacking her, she went absolutely wild and took on everyone.

To the haters: “You say my son doesn't have a butthole? Why don't you feel around your own crotch and find out whether he has one?”

To the scumbag: “How are you different from Nezha? Nezha has three heads and six arms. You're one head and two arms short.”

To the two-faced woman: “That hole in your brain is too big. You need to find Nüwa and ask her to patch it up.”

Unbelievable. We've seen celebrities desperately trying to patch things up after their careers go down in flames, but never someone demolishing the foundation with her own hands.

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She joined a dating show and left the whole internet scratching its head.

While everyone else cosplayed as beautiful fox spirits or butterfly fairies, she dressed as Benbo'erba. No one could even tell whether she was a man or a woman.

While everyone else went on dates to the beach or a garden, she chose a hotel room with a big bed and lay down from the start, then gave the playboy a thorough beating.

While everyone else sang and danced for the talent show, she put on sunglasses and launched into an enthusiastic rap.

Tong Xiao wreaked havoc on the dating show. The production team was speechless, but could only grit their teeth and play along. After all, Benbo'erba's appearance had already brought in sponsors.

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A mysterious tycoon did things his own way, but quietly became Tong Xiao's ally.

When she insulted someone, he backed her up.

When she fought, he applauded.

When she went crazy, he joined in.

When she got depressed and wanted to cry, she turned around to find him already bawling his eyes out. Tong Xiao walked over and slapped him. “Do you have to steal every job from me?”

I'm mentally ill. Why should I be afraid of my career going up in flames?