[Two male protagonists confront each other + Brother's counterattack is cool + Ancient beauty conspiracy + Technology flow career line]
Lin Tang × Lu Yan
The beautiful makeup blogger × the poisonous-tongued Lord Shang Gong
Tech-savvy guy × mysophobic makeup examiner
Ancient beauty blogger Lin Tang dressed up as a brother and was nailed into the coffin of a ghost marriage when she opened her eyes. He tore up the bloody wedding dress, used the cinnabar and beeswax from the burial to make waterproof blood-stain makeup, pretended to be a ghost to scare away the funeral procession, and fought his way out of the grave.
Lu Yan, the young eunuch of the Shanggong Bureau, took down his makeup box with a cold face: "There is an order in the "Zhuang Code" that I am not allowed to hold the Jade Order."
Lin Tang gave the disfigured peasant woman a beautiful face: "Fuck you for breaking the law!"
He developed whale blubber sunscreen to break the lead powder monopoly, made heat-sensitive rouge to overturn the palace conspiracy, and buried his aunt in a coffin she prepared herself.
Lu Yan crushed the cinnabar inkstone and said, "Do you know the consequences of challenging the thousand-year makeup law?"
Lin Tang dipped his eyebrows in cinnabar and said: "The consequences are that from now on - I have the final say on the faces of everyone in the world."
When Lin Tang was granted the title of First Grade Zhuanghou as a brother, Lu Yan commented in the history books:
"This child has not changed the pregnancy mole at all, but he has changed all the makeup of the dynasty."
[The main text is purely career-oriented without having children, and the aesthetics of flipping the table violently defeats feudal etiquette]
Do not try any makeup techniques in this article! Remember! Remember!
