On the Brink of Death at Ninety: The System Arrived Late

[Absurd] [Funny] [Light System]

How did this rotten luck land on me? I was a bright, sunny young man with my whole life ahead of me. Then I went to sleep and somehow transmigrated to a cultivation world.

I’d been hoping to get an awesome System like the protagonists in novels, a golden finger that would let me breeze through cultivation and reach the pinnacle of life. But reality slapped me hard. While everyone else had smooth sailing on the path to immortality, I went from a young man to a white-haired old geezer without a single lucky break. But I refuse to believe I’m destined to be unlucky forever. Why should I have to keep suffering? Just watch me carve out a different path for myself in this cultivation world!