I Can’t Conceive, He Can’t Perform, Yet We Ended Up with Two Kids in Three Years

Name: I Can’t Conceive, He Can’t Perform, Yet We Ended Up with Two Kids in Three Years
Author: He Bu Shi

我不能生，他不行，结果三年抱俩

by He Bu Shi (何不识)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.0M Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Palace & Household Intrigue
Updated: 2mo ago
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Childbirth + remarrying + face-slapping her ex-husband + an old flame rekindled + devoted husband Zhuang Yanhua became the laughingstock of the entire capital. In the five years since she married into the Duke of Weiguo's household, she had never conceived. But just two months after Wei Tingyu's cousin moved into the residence, she became pregnant with his child. Her sole condition for giving birth was to be made his equal wife. Otherwise, the Wei family would have no heirs. When Zhuang Yanhua refused, her mother-in-law produced a divorce letter her husband had written three years earlier and drove her out of the house. Who could have guessed that not long after Zhuang Yanhua returned to her family, an imperial edict summoning her to the palace would arrive? The people who had been laughing at her were stunned. The Emperor wanted a discarded wife? The current Emperor, Zhou Qinghuan, was past thirty and still had no children. The entire court was frantic, but only the Emperor knew that he had suffered a grave injury while leading a campaign against the enemy. He would never be able to father a child. “You can’t conceive, and I can’t either. Why don’t we give being a couple a try?” On her first day in the palace, Zhuang Yanhua realized she’d been fooled. The Emperor was very much up to the task. Even more astonishingly, three months later, the imperial physician discovered that Zhuang Yanhua was pregnant! The Emperor had an heir! The Wei family mother and son, already in decline because Zhuang Yanhua had been divorced, fainted on the spot when they heard the news. If Zhuang Yanhua could conceive, then what was going on with Wei Tingyu and his pregnant cousin? Zhuang Yanhua stared in shock. Just yesterday, she’d teased the Emperor that all his effort would be for nothing... Who knew he really could do it.

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