Three Kingdoms: Lao Cao, Why Are You Lying in the Pigsty?

There are many routines in the city. After graduating from college, Zhang Qing returned to his hometown in the countryside to raise pigs. This morning, he came to feed the pigs as usual, but unexpectedly found a homeless man lying in the pigsty grabbing food. "I, Cao Cao, failed to assassinate Dong Zhuo. Now you are helping me raise an army to attack Dong. I will make you a marquis and a general in the future!" "Damn it, you are Cao Cao, I am still Cao Song!" "You came to my pig farm to cheat on food and drink? I'll beat you to death!" "Wait a minute, this place... Seems to be the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty? Are you... Really Cao Cao?" From then on, Zhang Qing and Cao Cao embarked on a journey through time and space, starting from their crusade against Dong Zhuo and fighting for world hegemony. Did the Xiliang army have no weapons? Is one hundred thousand rebar enough? One hundred thousand pairs of yellow rubber shoes and one hundred thousand safety helmets! Is there insufficient food in Hebei? First, 100 million boxes of instant noodles, and then a billion boxes of compressed biscuits. I won't be able to kill you! Fighting against Jiangdong but unable to cross the river? I gave him one million two kicks to let the Jiangdong rats know what cruelty is! Yuan Shao hugged Gongsun Zan and cried bitterly: "We two brothers are tied together, but we can't defeat Zhang Qing and Cao Cao!" Sun Quan knelt in front of Liu Bei and said, "Uncle, if you don't give up, I will marry my mother, as long as I can stop the thieves Zhang and Cao!" Liu Xie: "Now that the world is unified, I should still remain in the Zen position!" Zhang Qing: "Cao Cao is not in a hurry to proclaim himself emperor, so why are you so anxious to abdicate? I still have ten thousand Italian cannons here, waiting to blow up the Japanese islands!"