[Variety show + savage trash talker + meme references + men competing for the female lead]
Right after transmigrating into a book, Lan Xinghua gets scolded by her scumbag dad. She refuses to take it lying down and chases him for several streets with a cleaver.
“I’ve never seen such a rebellious dad! Who do you think I’m arguing with people online for every day? It’s all for you!”
“I even bought you fruit and milk, and old geezer formula too. A father’s love is as deep as a mountain, so why aren’t you satisfied? I guess I’ve been spoiling you too much lately.”
When a scumbag ex comes crawling back to beg for reconciliation,
she turns around and pulls off an uprooting-the-willow stunt, knocking him out cold.
“Since you’re already my ex, just rest in peace. Once you’re dead, don’t come back pretending to be a corpse. Then I’ll have to keep explaining to people that you’re not faking being dead, you’re faking being shit.”
As the saying goes: Good manners are overrated. The stronger your opponent, the stronger you get.
But another saying goes: Bend when you must, and you’ll rise again.
That’s right, this is Lan Xinghua’s ramen... no, her thousand-faced persona.
