Face-Slapping! Who Said the Fake Heiress Was Pretending to Be a Master?

The Heavenly Dao declared that evil spirits were multiplying in the mortal realm, and Wei Er was sent down to keep the peace.

Before her soul fragment was retrieved, she thought she would cut a swath through the mortal realm, astonish everyone with her skills, and bask in the public eye.

In reality, people had used her as a human shield since childhood. On her twentieth birthday, she was killed before she even got to meet him!

After her soul fragment was retrieved, the mortal world gained a legal scholar who made a living by “swindling and cheating.”

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But there are too many evil spirits for her to keep them all in check!

So she opened a school for ghosts and monsters, teaching them culture, explaining science, and passing on the Five Principles of Peaceful Coexistence.

Won't pay attention?

Then your teacher has some “reasoning” of her own to discuss with you.

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The Wei family bought a trending topic: #GetTheFraudulentFortuneTellerOutOfTheIndustry#.

That very night, three million viewers watched her cook a bowl of instant noodles for a starving ghost.

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During a variety show's livestream, a top-tier star nervously handed her his birth details.

Wei Er glanced at the kuman thong perched on his shoulder, pulled out The Basic Principles of Marxism, and slapped it down on the table. “I suggest this friend copy out one chapter every day. It'll work better than praying for a talisman.”

A year later, the kuman thong sat before her and said earnestly, “Principal, I have some idealist questions I'd like to discuss with Comrade Ma.”