The Copywriting Collection: The End

Friendship is like a piece of loose sand. It doesn't even need to be blown by the wind. Do you want her to cut it for you a few more times and just end up chatting? Oh, don't talk, forget it, okay. Actually, I don't really want to talk to you. It's so funny. You're so average. Hahaha. It's so funny. You don't think I like you, you are really pretending, I just made a joke, you don't take it seriously, do you really not want to talk? Hahaha, if you don't talk, you won't talk. What are you busy with? Did I talk too abstractly and disgusted you? I'm sorry, I won't do this next time. Stop talking. Tell me yes. Please, never play those abstract things again. I will be a cool little girl in the future. Don't ignore me. Can you talk to me too? Can there be no other girls? Can you please stop talking to other girls? Have you ever talked to other girls? I'm not a good husband, I'm not a good father, and I'm not a good son, so what. I am a girl brother, do you have enough living expenses? If so, please give me some money. Don't say I'm shameless. Compare yourself to others. Who bought the shoes you wear? Yes, you bought them all yourself. But who buys your usual food and drinks? I admit that you bought it yourself, but have you ever considered whether it is too selfish for you to buy so many things for yourself? Why don't you buy it for me? I dare not agree with everything you said. According to Marx's dialectical realistic magicism, SpongeBob SquarePants is indeed the best candidate for the building team leader selected by our neighborhood committee. But at the same time, based on the experience of dragging Leni Maassky's surreal cyberpunk paintings, summer is suitable for watching Pig Man: The Bear and the Big Bear Two Enters the Forest while drinking a bowl of mung bean and lily soup. You think his appearance is okay, but there is no story in his eyes, and it cannot arouse my emotional resonance. Mainly because of my limited experience, my expression is still lacking. If you want to make progress, I can give you a heart-wrenching love affair with those low-grade drinks. Until one day I went on a business trip to the county town. It was really hot and I was very thirsty. I saw a Mixue Ice City on the roadside, so I went in and ordered the most expensive thing I can't remember (12 yuan). I also never remember the name of this low-grade drink. When I ordered it, someone rushed over and asked me why I drank such a high-end drink. I was very puzzled and asked, what is so high-end about this Mixue Ice City? He said it was my temperament that made him feel high-end. I suddenly realized that the drinks did not make me high-end, but that I was the one who was high-end.