People Borrow Money to Cultivate in Heaven, and the Gods and Buddhas in the Sky Are Full of Tricks

[Journey to the West + Decisive Killing + Extremely Low Morality + Nonsensical Humor] Chen Youde looked at the poor Sun Wukong who was pressed under the Five Elements Mountain and shook his head helplessly. "Wukong, do you want revenge? Do you want to be free?" "I think about it, I have never dreamed about it!" Sun Wukong said firmly. "I can help you, come on, give me your hand!" "Where did the 150,000-year cultivation come from!!!" Feeling the changes in his body, Sun Wukong was extremely shocked. Chen Youde smiled and said: "This is the backup cultivation you borrowed from Heaven. It is very convenient to borrow it and take it when you need it urgently!" Sun Wukong was shocked after hearing this: "This... This is a cultivation loan! I'm afraid..." "Don't worry, Tianting Loan is a loan product of Tianting. It is safe and reliable. The interest rate is as low as three thousandths. If you borrow ten thousand years of cultivation, you will pay back the interest for several decades..." … Bull Demon King: "Boss Chen, your interest rate is too high. I can't pay it yet. Don't force me!" Chen Youde: "You haven't moved on yet! I think Princess Iron Fan still has her charm, and there is also a jade-faced fox and her daughter Pingping..." Jade Emperor: "Let me reiterate once again, Tianting Loan has nothing to do with our Tianting. It is an illegal product, and we are also arresting Chen Youde's grandson everywhere!" Tathagata: "I listened to his lies and borrowed a loan to perfect my cultivation as a quasi-sage. Now I can't even give him the Lingshan Mountain at an interest rate that's not enough. It's really dark!"