Wrong System, Maybe? No Matter! I'm Living Better Than Ever

[Transmigration + System + wish fulfillment + comedy + one female lead + no angst for the protagonist]

Fang Weisheng was working overtime at the office when everything suddenly went black. When he awoke, he discovered he had transmigrated to a parallel world invaded by urban monster dungeons.

Listening to the monsters roar outside, Fang Weisheng crouched in a corner of the closet, breaking out in a cold sweat.

Other people transmigrated with bright futures ahead. His life was doomed from the start!

[Ding! System binding in progress...]

Faced with a disastrous start, Fang Weisheng waited for the System to save him: Fantastic! Watch me take on the world!

But...

[Congratulations, Host! You have successfully bound to the Idol Male Lead System. A wonderful life of romance awaits!]

Fang Weisheng was instantly dumbfounded.

I didn't transmigrate into a romance fantasy world, damn it!!!

I'm fighting for my life. Who has time for romance?!!

The good news: at last, he was a man with a System!

The bad news: Damn it, the wrong System had bound to him!

Fang Weisheng, with his overwhelming will to survive: Fine, fine, fine! Since things have come to this, I'll just stay calm!

No problem! He could survive anything!

So, facing a syringe monster that drained its victims' blood, Fang Weisheng said, “I want to donate blood!”

Facing a mysterious woman who suddenly appeared, Fang Weisheng said, “Hey, gorgeous, want to date?”

Facing a brain-opening demon that performed brain surgery without blinking, Fang Weisheng said, “Oh! It's a brain tumor!”

In the former blind-box mall, inside the terrifying murder-mystery building, on the go-kart track...

In dungeon after dungeon, wherever Fang Weisheng went, things took a completely unexpected turn.

Huh? You want to know how he can say so many embarrassing and weird things?

Don't ask. It's all for survival!

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