The Marvel Kid Holds a Concert in the Wasteland

Lily, lead singer: Captain America’s daughter

Morgan, guitarist: Tony’s daughter

Owen, bassist: Natasha’s son

Cecilia, drummer: Banner’s daughter

Security guard: Spider-Man’s uncle

A higher-dimensional being sets up a world to film fanfiction and fan-made spin-offs. The data stream goes haywire and gets shoved right in the original characters’ faces.

Lily: %*x+”d (profanity rap)

Steve: Noooo! *looks utterly horrified*

Morgan: She plays guitar with a cool, composed expression, then gets teased by the lead singer and blushes shyly.

Tony: Cap! Keep your daughter away from mine!

Owen: Stoic and world-weary, he looks at people like they’re trash and occasionally kicks overzealous fans who climb onto the stage back off.

Natasha: It’s a different kind of charm, isn’t it? Their mother is very understanding.

Cecilia: Calmly picks up a small piece of fabric thrown onto the stage with her drumsticks and drops it by her feet.

Banner: He breaks down and turns green. NO underwear! And especially NO underwear irradiated with gamma rays!

Spider-Man’s uncle waves his light stick like seaweed. A huge pile of things fans have thrown onto the stage lies at his feet. *He did his best.* Now he’s completely worn out and enjoying the music.