You’re So Impressive, So Above It All, Yet You Use My Ghostly Life to Make Friends

[Delivering the dead + fortune-telling + feel-good story + expert finishing blows and handing out knives + chaotic CP pairings (no CP)]

A explosive start: faced with a scumbag, Lin Ci, fresh from transmigrating, kicked him twice without hesitation.

Lin Ci: A genius state preceptor, renowned for extraordinary talent, compassion, caring for the world, vanquishing demons, and reading fortunes.

She transmigrated one day after reading a novel written by the Empress.

Lin Ci in the modern world: unloved by her parents, forced to live on meager food, dating a scumbag, and eventually dying by suicide after falling into depression.

Her original three years to live had become just three months because the state preceptor Lin Ci had transmigrated into her?!

To stay alive, Lin Ci waited for her fellow sufferer, the Empress, to transmigrate too, and willingly walked into the trap her modern-world best friend had set for her.

A mysterious challenge where every participant dies?

Lin Ci said it was a piece of cake. It was right up her alley, and even with only a tenth of her cultivation, she was still invincible.

“”Extra! Extra! A new challenger is livestreaming, and says she'll take us to see ghosts!”

In a haunted house full of strange mysteries surrounding a massacre, Lin Ci granted the viewers' every request.

What? The livestream was too boring, and they wanted some festive music to liven things up?

Lin Ci immediately put on a classic horror-movie soundtrack.

Huh? Ghosts aren't as scary as your homeroom teacher and parents, or being forced to get married and have children?

Lin Ci opened the door and brought everyone face-to-face with the dead. Screams rang out one after another.

From then on, Lin Ci showed her viewers, who were both cowardly and thrill-seeking, the many varieties of the dead, the many varieties of death, and the many varieties of human nature.

But where was the Empress? I've had my lifespan extended to two hundred years. Why haven't you come yet?

Trapped somewhere, the Empress waved a little handkerchief. “Help...”

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