I lost my girl and fell for a guy. Well, at least he’s a person, right? So what if he’s an emissary of death?
Emissary: Is there something wrong with being an emissary of death?
Me: Nothing wrong with that.
Emissary: Good. After you die, come with me to the King of Hell’s palace and marry me.
Me: Why can’t you wish me something nice? ಥ_ಥ
Emissary: What’s not nice about it? Wouldn’t it be wonderful to spend eternity together?
Me: Wonderful. Absolutely wonderful. ಥ_ಥ