An Irreverent Teyvat Recap: The Traveler Made a Fortune

On this day, the traveler from another world, Ying, has just entered Mondstadt. Suddenly, with a loud crash from the sky, a decidedly unserious recap System arrives in Teyvat. It brings public humiliation along with generous rewards.

Keqing: "I hereby state that the Traveler and I are not that kind of relationship."

Zhongli: "By general reasoning, I am unlikely to be the Traveler's father."

Furina: "What do you mean, I'm stupid? You awful Traveler. Don't let me catch you in Fontaine."

Yanfei: "Traveler, if you need legal assistance, come to me. I'll help you for free."

Kamisato Ayaka: "Traveler, I hope you come to Inazuma soon. But please keep a low profile when you come to see me. I was terribly rude. I'm sorry."

Ying: "So, do I still have to travel?"