[Get Stronger by Scrolling Douyin + Lighthearted Fun + Make Money + Know a Little Bit of Everything]
Bad news: I laughed myself to death while scrolling Douyin!
Good news: I was transmigrated and reborn, and I ended up in the Hehuan Sect!
Bad news: I just got reborn, and now I’m about to die again!
Good news: I’ve bound to a Douyin System. Scrolling Douyin makes me stronger!
Bad news: The spiritual root I awakened is the Five Grains Cycle, otherwise known as the Shit Spiritual Root!
Good news: I can impress people and earn admiration points. Admiration points can buy anything, including spiritual roots! That’s right, anything!
Bad news: The admiration points needed for good stuff are all outrageously expensive!
Good news:
Tong Jincheng clamped a hand over the System’s mouth. “Enough with the good news! Are you nesting one surprise inside another? One thing at a time: make money and cultivate! Let’s just get it done!”
Thanks to the immortal-cultivation fixation carved into his bones, Tong Jincheng took to this world of immortal cultivation after transmigrating and being reborn with ease. With the Douyin System boosting him from every angle, leaving no blind spots, Tong Jincheng began his shameless, carefree daily life of cultivation in the Hehuan Sect!
Alchemy Pavilion: “You’re saying you managed to produce pill patterns the very first time you refined a pill?”
Tong Jincheng: “Oh, they just came out by accident.”
Artifact Refining Pavilion: “You’re saying the magical treasures you make are the most popular?”
Tong Jincheng: “No, no. But personally, I’m rather fond of qipao, stockings, camisoles, and pencil skirts...”
Yaoguang Pavilion: “I heard you’re also skilled in the Four Arts?”
Tong Jincheng: “Music, chess, calligraphy, and painting, I’m good at them all. Want me to play you a song, Love Song of the West Sea?”
Tianquan Pavilion: “Why does nobody else fight you in the tournaments?”
Tong Jincheng: “Doesn’t it make all our fellow disciples look so loving?” (Warning: projectile feces!)
Hehuan Sect Master: “Good disciple, give me some Dao techniques today!”
Tong Jincheng: “Master, that’s called foot therapy!”
Foot therapy is a Dao, and hand technique is a method too!
After reading it, there is nothing. Brother, you are in the Hehuan Sect, and you are particularly strong in combat. Obviously, the more spirit stones you have, the faster you will improve. Hey, you just don't ask the master for it, you just play. As long as you are happy, she doesn't know how to use it. She doesn't listen to the important things. Alas, she just listens to the unimportant ones. Alas, it's just playing. Bye.
Author, I was driven down the river by you. Not long after reading your novel, my stomach rumbled.