I Never Meant to Stir Up Trouble, But Trouble Found Its Way to Me

[Immortality + no System + taking disciples + lighthearted comedy, no heartbreak]

“After transmigrating, I became immortal, but my retirement plans went completely out the window.

I wanted to settle down at Plum Blossom Manor, but people kept knocking on my door:

Villagers from the mountains: “Immortal, please save us!”

A secret agent from the imperial court sneered: “You've lived for three hundred years? You must be a demon from the previous dynasty!”

My young disciple looked up at me and asked, “Master, will you never grow old?”

Later, she came to hate me.

“Can't you all just stop coming here?”

“No, because you're too powerful.”

“I've lived for a thousand years, but the one thing I've never learned is how to say goodbye.”

One dream, one awakening, a lifetime of love; half drunk, half awake, a lifetime of fate.

Time flows like water, and people age, but an immortal heart can never find peace.

The years roll on, and the past is hard to look back on; alone, I wander through dreams.

The world fades like smoke on the wind, and only immortality remains to grieve with me.”