The Heavenly Dao: Heaven and earth are not benevolent; they treat all things like straw dogs.
The Azure Heaven, the Blue Heaven, and the Imperial Heaven say together: "Sorry, all beings are equal. We are not benevolent, and the Heavenly Dao is the straw dog!"
Fuxi, Xuanyuan, and Shennong say together as well: "We'll shut the door and beat the hell out of that drowning dog!"
Then Ling Yu says, "I'm not good at fighting. Just watch my Divine-Demon Heaven-Suppressing Stele." A stone stele silently drops from the sky!
The Heavenly Dao: "Ah! Ah! Ah! Ling Yu, you damn insignificant ant! Didn't you say you weren't good at fighting? Then why are you the only one chasing me and smashing me?!"
