Your Shaoleme Order Is Being Dispatched

Name: Your Shaoleme Order Is Being Dispatched
Author: I Want to Coax You Again

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by I Want to Coax You Again (又要哄你啦)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 351k Words
Audience: Female
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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18Reads

7.0Score

168Chapters

19.4kReads · all time

Synopsis

[Thriller Copy] [Unlimited Streaming] [Two Male Leads] [Double Cleansing] Black-belly green tea dog attack × cat with cold outside and hot inside (The ratings have just come out, don't mind & the name of the copy is on the volume~) When Shao Yu woke up, his wife and children were on the hot bed. For an innocent male, this was more terrifying than entering the horror game itself. While he was struggling to survive, he suddenly received a spoiler text message. So—— The ghost's face was bleeding, and he said with concern: "Your gums are bleeding. You must have been a little angry recently." The ghost grinned widely at him, and he said disgustedly: "You have vegetable leaves in your teeth." That's all for being cool, he also has a crazy partner, including but not limited to kicking the ghost's eyes into the pit, using the ghost as crutches and mocking people for being short, breaking off the ghost's arms and slapping the ghost's mouth... The two of them used a magic attack and a physical attack, causing great damage to the ghost's body and mind. Ghost: I **you**, I want to resign! After a few copies were downloaded, they offended almost all the ghosts in Liuyu Funeral Home. Their teammates were shocked, "You are not dead, are you?" Shao Yu waved his hand, "The corners of his clothes are a little dirty." … Finally one day, he sneaked into the employee area of the funeral home, and his colleagues seriously told him to remember the employee code of conduct. Shao Yu made up a series of terrifying rules and weird stories in his mind, but in the end there was only one sentence densely written on the wall: It is forbidden to fall in love with customers! It is forbidden to fall in love with customers! ! It is forbidden to fall in love with customers! ! ! Shao Yu:? Liuyu Funeral Home reminds you that your Burning Me order is being delivered, please pay attention to check it!

Reader comments

This is my first time writing a book review, dedicated to this wonderful author who doesn't cut corners! Foreword: Regarding the two dungeons I have seen so far (PS: The author's naming of the dungeon levels is very novel and very interesting), let me briefly talk about my thoughts~ Warning: To avoid spoilers, the plot is very general! Save money: Well worth watching! Feature film: The first copy can be roughly summarized as "Bear Infested". First of all, some of the more bloody scenes are described very well. The plots that I usually want to see are strongly satisfied in this copy. I dare to write them! Great! If we want to talk about the plot, we have to mention Zhao Yiyi! I was very pleasantly surprised by one of my characters. When I first watched it, I thought she was just an ordinary "ghost", but then I was gradually shocked by her. Then I saw that the author thoughtfully wrote a side story for her, which really allowed me to better understand her inner world. The narrative was very comfortable and very touching. [Shy] And I personally think there are some small foreshadowings... In addition, there are many jokes interspersed in it, which will make people smile. The length is moderate, and the pace is very comfortable. It will not make people want to guess the story (at least I do?) But follow the author to experience the story, as if it is real! Well... I'm a clumsy person, so I'm just talking nonsense, I hope you can understand (? [Grievance] I also want to praise the second single book! Although it is short, it still creates enough atmosphere, and it seems that I haven't seen a copy of this plot in a long time www Fortunately, getting revenge is really fun, otherwise I would be so angry! In this copy, I think there is a lot of blank space. There are many places worth digging into. It's scary to think about it carefully! There is also a character pearl. I thought she would be miserable, but I didn't expect her to be so miserable. But the ending is good, HE fans are ecstatic [laughs] Ending film: Regarding Xiaoyu's friend 39 (? Not sure) on his mobile phone, I have fiddled with the pinyin nine and twenty-six keys. I have a little guess, and I will wait for the next article [exploration] Summary: The author writes very well, is very attentive, and patiently responds to comments. Thank you Baobao for discovering that I am in the reading bottleneck period! "Aventure" 99! ! The sky is falling, it's 79! I just said that I felt something was wrong, and then I was not sure... I was wrong, wrong, and I just discovered that each copy actually has a name, so what did I choose? It means that I have strong generalization ability (? Added again! I really like the text as soon as I open it! I'll leave the details behind or the author has something to say... It's not just a result of personal habits, hobbies, and the environment! If someone comes, I will surrender [crying] (PS: If I make any mistakes, feel free to point them out! I don't mean to make people uncomfortable. I'm not a very detail-oriented person, and you can tell from my mistakes! I'm not saying I'm smart, or trying to show off that I'm special, it's just that my personality is like this (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)
43 likes1y ago
Very nice. I saw this book a long time ago. After reading the introduction, I thought it was a cookie-cutter, endless stream of mindless cool articles. Now I have completely run out of books to read. When I read this book again, I didn't expect it to be so good. The author's level is very high. The first copy has already laid a lot of foreshadowings, revealed some secrets, and also written character extras. It was a very pleasant surprise (I haven't spoken seriously for a long time, and I feel like I'm talking like a human machine now). About the writing style: This article has both endless horror and brain-burning parts, as well as many funny parts. This is something I really like. This way you won't feel tired and it's quite relaxing. Very friendly for a reader like me who likes fast-paced sensory stimulation. Whether it is the rendering of the thrilling atmosphere, the description of the fight scenes, or the description of emotions, they are all just right. The author has a very stable control over the rhythm, and is also very skilled at switching between a thriller atmosphere and a relaxing atmosphere. A very good novel. About the characters: I have only read the first dungeon and the extras so far. I personally feel that both the protagonist and the supporting characters are more three-dimensional and have their own characteristics. To put it simply, they are men, women, old and young, hahaha. I won't spoil the specific characters of the protagonist and supporting characters, you can watch it for yourself, it's really good to watch. Forget it, I still want to mention the shaping of the supporting characters. At first, I was a little criticized that the author mentioned the names of 9 characters at once in the first copy. However, the author's skills are very strong and the characteristics of each character are very distinctive, so this flaw is made up for (of course, it may be because I read too many novels, so I generally can't remember names, but this novel not only remembers the protagonist, but also the supporting characters). Overall, I highly recommend it to everyone. I am very much looking forward to the author's follow-up writing. I am ready to keep reading and continue reading hahaha.
12 likes1y ago
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8 likes1y ago
Why is this rating so low? Who is giving the low rating? Or does Tomato have another system to determine the total score? Then there is the new one based on the Buka band. It really describes their situation in great detail. I only knew a little bit about it before, but the author's description is really carefully checked. The best author in the world to protect him＼＼\\٩( 'ω' )و ////
7 likes1y ago
Okay, it looks good. Come on!
4 likes1y ago
Okay, the plot is also very interesting
4 likes1y ago
Very very beautiful! ! ! ! The plot is perfectly connected, and the emotional line is also very slow, so you won't fall in love with it all the time! ! ! The plot party can rush in! ! ! !
4 likes1y ago
It's super, super beautiful. The events it writes about are really heart-wrenching [crying][crying] I don't know what to say. I just want to read more content now [crying][crying][crying][crying] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh good looking, not enough Ahhhhh why there is no update😭😭😭😭I was thinking about these two days when I was busy answering these questions. I wanted to read what I wanted to see at the end of the day, but the result was not there😭😭😭🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺Isn't the teacher going to update?🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺Why did the update stop? [Fear][Fear][Fear]
4 likes1y ago
Oops, I can't do it anymore. It's so beautiful and funny.
4 likes1y ago
Really very beautiful
3 likes1y ago
Good looking good looking good looking good looking good looking good looking good looking good looking good looking good ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
3 likes1y ago
Even for escaping from the mountains, I have to give it a good review.
3 likes1y ago
The content is very advanced. Although my brain is not very good, Xiaoyu and Qiqi are great. Recommended
3 likes1y ago
It's really beautiful, thank you to the author
3 likes1y ago
It's very beautiful, and the author's writing is great [Like] [Love]
3 likes1y ago
Nice! ! ! Xiaoyu and Qiqi are so cute! ! ! Update soon! ! ! Author I love you! ! ! ❤❤❤
3 likes1y ago
Really, super invincible and beautiful [sending my heart][sending my heart]
2 likes1y ago
Scary and beautiful, love it
2 likes1y ago
So pretty
2 likes1y ago
It's really beautiful [shy][shy]
2 likes1y ago
I don't know what to say, after all, everyone's appetite is different (,,վ㉨վ,,)
2 likes1y ago
It's really not good enough. Does the author dare to update the two hundred chapters before I start school? [Face-covering][Face-covering][Face-covering]
2 likes1y ago
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2 likes1y ago
This book is really great, but it's a pity it's not finished yet [crying]
2 likes1y ago
It's so good to read, please give it a thumbs up to the author! ! ! ฅ( ̳• ◡ • ̳)ฅ
2 likes1y ago
Come on, write more, finish it soon, the unlucky students are about to start school
2 likes1y ago
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking, good-looking Recommended Recommended Go and see, go and see, go and see
2 likes1y ago
Super pretty! ! Each copy is thought-provoking and meaningful!
2 likes1y ago
Looks good (*๓´╰╯`๓)♡ Come on! Xiaoyu is super handsome (★＞U＜★)[Like][Like][Like]
2 likes1y ago
It's pretty good. At least I can see that both of them are quite strong now and not too delicate.
2 likes1y ago

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