Lu Xiaoyu won the Celestial Master System in a lottery held ten years after entering the Taoist Sect. From then on, a Taoist priest who was motivated to become a salted fish was forced to embark on a path of no return to eliminate demons and defend the Tao...
"Taoist Priest, I got the lottery, how can I break it?"
"Now, take this tube, this tube is full of signatures!"
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"Taoist Priest, what is written on this talisman? Can zombies understand it?"
"I don't understand, I just want to take action while the zombie is thinking and confused!"
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"Taoist priest, I heard that Taoist priests are not allowed to get married. Is this true?"
"Of course, it's all feudal superstition that says priests can't get married!"
"Taoist Priest, I like you!"
"Hey! You are so ugly and you want to destroy my Taoist heart?"
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"Taoist Priest, I heard that you all know fortune-telling. Can you help me calculate the lottery numbers for the next Shuangseqiu?"
"The hell would I still be here if I could figure it out?"
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What I thought was good-looking turned out to be the same old routine: working as a bodyguard for a rich man's daughter and going to school together.
What I thought was good-looking turned out to be the same old routine: working as a bodyguard for a rich man's daughter and going to school together.