Cheng Yan has a System that calls itself “005.” It suddenly appears one ordinary day and assigns all kinds of tasks, sending Cheng Yan to win over selected targets.
But aren’t there a few too many targets?
A handsome young man moves in across the hall, having come from out of town for work. The moment 005 sees him, its electronic voice shrieks nonstop: Look! How handsome and radiant he is! Hurry and show him around! Make him feel how nice you are!
Cheng Yan works at a dessert shop. One day, a new coworker arrives, a beautiful and poised woman. At the sight of her, 005’s electronic voice suddenly erupts in a wave of exclamation marks: Go for it! This kind and beautiful lady needs your help! Show off your charm and teach her how to make desserts!
When the new semester begins, Cheng Yan gets three new roommates. They’re all friendly, and one is a key player on the basketball team. Seeing him, 005 nearly screams itself into static: Look! How handsome he is on the court! Go watch his game! Bring him water and a towel afterward!
Classmates, club members, even strangers passing by: 005 is always suddenly telling him to win them over. In response
Cheng Yan: ...
He has this to say: Enough already. There are so many targets that I can’t even keep track of them.
Just as he’s grown numb from all the pursuit missions, 005 speaks up for the nth time: See that cunning, evil, terrifying man in front of you? Go get him!
A certain cunning, evil, terrifying man: “? Is that how you’re describing me?”
Cheng Yan refuses without a second thought: “I’m tired. I don’t want to pursue anyone. Go away.”
The man again: “? You don’t want me anymore?”
