System: Here's the Pen. Post Your Own Quests

A lighthearted, funny story, featuring a System with a dream of cultivating immortality. The characters' intelligence and values are whatever the author says they are, so don't read if that's not your thing.

Other people's Systems issue regular quests, along with special ones. Ye Haotian's System, however, has two personalities. One looks down on him and keeps wanting them both to die together. Luckily, the kind-hearted personality keeps it in check. But it also dreams of cultivating immortality, and it has a physical form that can take over the body of a female ghost...

It can then take the female ghost's body into Ye Haotian's dantian and replace his spiritual root, channeling cultivation into its Host!!!

And so Ye Haotian and the System begin a cultivation life with no shame or restraint...