(An unspecified dynasty + adorable child + strongwoman + super hearing + getting into trouble + outwitting foes)
“Empress, look. Are my eyes playing tricks on me? Why does it look like our Jian Luoluo is slaughtering a pig?” The emperor pointed at the adorable little girl stabbing a pig with a knife in the distance, rubbing his eyes in disbelief.
Eunuch Gui hurriedly stood beside the emperor to steady him, afraid he might fall over.
“Your Majesty, your eyes aren’t deceiving you. Our Luoluo really is slaughtering a pig!” The empress cried out in astonishment, her mouth hanging open.
“My princess! This… this… what are we going to do?” Nanny Hua slapped her thigh. Afraid of stepping in the blood, she covered her nose as she tried to pick up the princess and carry her away.
“Imperial Father, Imperial Mother! You’re here? Once I’m done slaughtering the pig, I’ll have the imperial chefs make braised pork for us!” Jian Luoluo kept working as she looked up to greet them. Two ribbons on her head fluttered and danced as she moved. If she weren’t holding a bloodstained dagger, anyone who saw this child would call her adorable.
